I didn't think I'd be in my early 30s sounding like an old man already, but that's the reality of 2026. For what it's worth, these underwear are better than any underwear I've bought in the last 5 years. Most of what I've gotten at honestly not that reasonable of prices have been a terrible texture and lost most integrity by the second wear. These are cute and they fit and support a better cause than whatever else I'm paying only slightly less for.

But after one single wear and wash, they've got snags already, and the material is noticeably worn. I have underwear that I bought in the early 2010s that will outlast these. And not even super expensive underwear, I'm talking about the "Buy 3-5 for $20-$30" deals of yore. But even those still around have become this same strange quality. It is what it is, I guess. Might as well send the money to a good cause if my outcome is the same.